Sam Malone, Carla Tortelli, Norm Peterson, and Cliff Clavin are the only characters to appear in all 271 episodes of Cheers!
[Frasier Crane appears in 204, Woody Boyd in 201, Rebecca Howe in 149, Diane Chambers in 124, Lilith Sternin-Crane in 81, and Ernie “Coach” Pantusso in 70 episodes.]
- Woody: What's up?
- Norm: The warranty on my liver.
Season Four, Episode 22
"Bandios (aka Diane Chambers Day)"
You are over-analyzing things. You gotta live in the moment. Take life as it comes, okay? You start thinking too much, everything falls apart.
—Norm Peterson (via sammyscurseddick)
Call me old fashioned, Cliff, but the only thing I like floating in beer is my liver.
—Cheers (8.1: “The Improbable Dream: Part 1”)
Saturday morning was typical. I woke up hungry but was too lazy to cook anything. I decided on something simple: Bison Southwestern Chipotle Dip and Fritos. The combination was a success going in and a nightmare coming out. It was an unprecedented poop and looked like a broken sausage…