Thirsty guy walks into a bar, you finish it.
My nipples. It’s cold out there!
Mama’s rich and daddy’s good looking!
Not for the squeamish, Coach.
Not so good, missed a digit in the debit column today. The boss is now using my butt for an ashtray.
…like it caught me in bed with it’s wife.
Gentlemen, start your taps!
…like I just ran over its dog.
Fifty cents after taxes…
Hey, I’ve heard of those. Poor me a tall one in case I like it.